IPC#VI: visit the Dude 2003

Ja, ja, ich weiß, was Ihr jetzt sagen wollt, und Ihr habt recht:
Man muss doch wohl total bescheuert sein, jetzt in die USA zu fliegen, Krisengebiet, Milzbrand, 11.09., Patriotismus, Beach Bunny´s, George doubleU, Achse des Bösen, Weißbrot, und und und... 

Aber was soll´s, ab dafür und durch, IPC sein heißt auch manchmal, sich die komplette Weltpolitik am Arsch vorbeigehen zu lassen.


Also, am 11. April geht´s los, Olli und Erne Richtung L.A., mit Air France, der Friedens- Airline.

12-04-03: wir sind da  

13-04-03: neighborhood  

15-04-03: that´s the way it goes  

16-04-03: urlaub stellt sich ein  

18 + 19-04-03: first stop: sequoia national park

20-04-03: eitel sonnenschein  

21-04-03: highway no. I  

22-04-03: highway no. I/ part II 

23-04-03: lars vegas 

24 bis 27-04-03: das wüste leben 

A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself.

This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self- apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties-- just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man
-- I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro? --
but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here
-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles.

And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--
but sometimes there's a man. . .
sometimes there's a man. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here.

But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.